When a man of obscene girth can no longer reach his penis to masturbate, he will simply use his inner thighs until orgasm is achieved.
If a fat man is sweating and out of breath while sitting at his desk, he has been 'Thigh Wrangling'.
by PinkGuru December 31, 2008
Get the Thigh Wrangling mug.The act of bending your erection down and tucking it between your legs, then proceeding to squat up and down with a thrusting motion until ejaculation occurs. Effectively, having sex with your own thighs.
I'll never have to use my hands to masturbate ever again, now that I have mastered the Thigh Blaster.
by Fet Nite April 10, 2012
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Thigh Gap
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A gap between a girls thighs accomplished by being 95 pounds and 2% body fat which, contrary to a teenage girl's belief, is not sexy.
I feel sorry for these girls who try to get the near impossible thigh gap by eating two pieces of celery for every meal.
by Anonymore January 28, 2015
Get the Thigh Gap mug.A gap between your upper thighs usually before hitting puberty. Most popular on girls. Not ugly and not pretty. Some girls naturally have one and others don't. No one needs one and they should be happy with their bodies.
She has a thigh gap, but she probably has it naturally. She looks like she hasn't gone through puberty yet.
by cupcakeangel11 March 10, 2015
Get the Thigh Gap mug.When the scrotum stretches to the thigh region of the leg to make them one in the same.This is usually a birth defect but can happen from dangerous obesity.
by Sansan1 March 26, 2009
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Thigh fat is what every guy who likes a firm grip in bed desires.
Thigh fat is what every guy who likes a firm grip in bed desires.
by Slurysparx April 19, 2018
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