Auditor Smith: The department I just audited is suffering from the Sybill effect (or Trelawney effect).
Auditor James: What did they do?
Auditor Smith: Told us that if we didn't leave this instant and stop disrupting them, then that the planet's core was going to mutate causing a cataclysmic and irreversible instability, our ears would sprout brain eating butterflies, every volcano on Earth would simultaneously erupt, and one out of ever forth human being would transform into a brain and blood sucking zombie/vampire.
Auditor James: What department were you auditing?
Auditor Smith: Congress.
Auditor James: What did they do?
Auditor Smith: Told us that if we didn't leave this instant and stop disrupting them, then that the planet's core was going to mutate causing a cataclysmic and irreversible instability, our ears would sprout brain eating butterflies, every volcano on Earth would simultaneously erupt, and one out of ever forth human being would transform into a brain and blood sucking zombie/vampire.
Auditor James: What department were you auditing?
Auditor Smith: Congress.
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Get the Sysix mug.The condition of making one make a poor point, similarly to when McConnellRet tries to make a point.
Man, I seem to be coming down with a bad case of Sybiloctratysm today. I can't say what I'm thinking at all.
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oh hey Sycila
by the retarded FUCK November 3, 2019
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by okayboomer84 December 9, 2019
Get the Sesilye mug.SYB-IL-RAL : (sib-il-ruhl) {N} A person possessing multiple conflicting and contradicting ideologies and beliefs in the same person, and within the same group and political party. 'Sybilrals' are liberals that agree on everything if they like it; yet argue with everything they don't like or disagree with.. and that is subject to change at anytime if it is gonna benefit them or their schizophrenic everchanging, hostile, disruptive agenda. Any people the Democratic party can manage to recruit cannot be civilized, but 'sybilized'. See 'Sybilization'
The Democratic Party should be called the 'Sybilral' party. Bernie Sanders and radical Socialism have nothing in common with a Democratic Party Democracy if that is, in fact, what the party really wants to represent. Only a 'Sybilral'
or a 'Sybilral' party can have multiple conflicts within oneself.
or a 'Sybilral' party can have multiple conflicts within oneself.
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