Synchronized Beddance

Simply the way of making love

Dude: Heey baby! Want to learn some synchronized beddance

Girl: Yeah sure!

Dude: Follow me to my bed then.

by Popsen April 28, 2011

synchronized stitch

Noun: An appropriate rhythm while stitch-fucking. Two males are double penetrating a woman in her anus and vagina, and as one goes in, the other is going out. This appropriate rhythm ensures that the woman is fully penetrated at all times and does not die or get split in half. This also conveniently prevents the two men's testicles from touching each other, which could call their heterosexuality into question.

Matt: Man, when I grow up, I want to be just like Josh and Stacy. They're masters of synchronized stitch. All the chicks are talking about them.
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!

by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010

synchronicity of a household

Play music super loud in your house and shake and rattle the studs.

I have synchronicity of a household.

by Kuehlstein January 24, 2018

Synchronous

On zoom class (during the stupid pandemic that we should not be closed for)

Normally our classes last 90 minutes, but because of online school we have zoom time and sit there and be confused time (45 minutes of each to equal 90). Our synchronous class time lasts about 45 minutes, 45 minutes of our teacher going as fast as they can to get the lecture done with because of the fact we don't have enough time, and 45 minutes of us being off of zoom and us staring at the computer screen because we did not understand a thing that the teacher was saying because we did not have enough time to actually learn the material.

by Very cool band kid named Jimmy November 3, 2020

Synchronized Swimming

Code for organizing your friends to go into the other room to partake in illicit substances out of the watchful prying eyes of herbs. See “hanging a picture”.

I heard they’re showing synchronized swimming on tv. Have you seen how amazing it is? Let’s go where it’s quiet and watch it on tiktok with me.

by DrunkBabyLion August 3, 2022

Jerkmate Synchronization Theory

A theory where there is someone in the world which is jerking off to the same content as you and at the same time as you

Based on the Jerkmate Synchronization Theory, I'm not odd for liking this shit

by Spiotto April 10, 2025

Synchronized choco choco

When two or more people point at each other and say choco choco at the same time.

Guy: on the count of three, synchronized choco choco, 1, 2, 3
Both guys: Choco choco

by Turdmouth January 21, 2011