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Switchbitch

A child, usually under the age of 12 or 13, and can be spoiled, who has a Nintendo Switch but is not worthy of owning one. This can be because of their age, the fact that they are spoiled by their parents, or because of their ignorant ingratitude for owning one.
"Hey, look. That little kid is playing Fortnite on a Nintendo Switch."
"Pfft. He's a Switchbitch for sure."
by Just another internet user November 13, 2018
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switchin lanes

Doing lines of cocaine; switching between lines of coke
I was up til 5:30 last night just switchin lanes.
by highflier March 8, 2011
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switching sides

To act gangsta in home life but to be a nerd in work life.
Jason is an accountant and acts like carlton banks at work but out on the weekend he acts ghetto. Your either one or the other, stop switching sides.
by STARLIFE August 14, 2006
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switchkey

trademark / tradename for a spring deployed, button activated automatic key fob made by donnykennedy in niagara falls ontario canada
www.switchkey.ca
he pulled the switchkey from his pocket and stabbed open the dead bolt to his house.
by donnykennedy November 4, 2010
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identity switcher/switching

its not real! its made up!!! its a thing people made up to think they are like DID/OSDD systems
me: do you know about identity switcher/switching ?
random: yes i am one! its like a system
me:liar they dont exist
by SceneCore Sustem! May 15, 2021
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the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS
well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico
by someone else thats not u April 8, 2021
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A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...
Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...
by HalLloyd July 29, 2021
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