suzie evans

shags her dog on the daily

hey, suzie evans hows your dog?

by Airo maxjd November 26, 2021

Dirty Suzie Smutcakes

A reference to any female who is involved in the adult entertainment industry either as a performer or as a writer or otherwise. May also refer to any girl you know who has a particularly dirty mind or preoccupation with sex.

Dirty Suzie Smutcakes - it was a name she gave to anyone who willingly made a whore of themselves!

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

cold suzie

The act of inserting any number of ice cubes in the partner's anus and then try to suck all of it out.

I gave Roystan's mom a cold suzie last night, man.

by Heywood Djablomi February 11, 2014

Suzie

A whiner, of Samoan descent,that has an extremely compulsive shoe buying disorder. Everything out of her mouth starts with "freakin."

Damn, she's being such a suzie today!

by astep June 18, 2008

suzie

a abreviation of the mexican slang word sucia, a slut, whore, or cock tease

juan: oie we, kiero coger

jesus: sta bien tengo unas suzie por ahi
(translation)
juan: hey bro, i wanna fuck

jesus: ok man i have some suzie over there

by deependendofthepool December 17, 2008

Suzie

A white girl that is curious as to what it's like to be with a black man.

Girl 1 - He's cute and he's looking at you! Go talk to him!
Girl 2 - I've never dated a black guy but always wanted to.

Girl 1 - You're such a Suzie.

by anonymous October 29, 2020

suzie

suzie is a penetration device with a mind control mechenism planted one end and a penis the other this mythological yet bionicle device sneaks up on its prey to penetrate through the rectum and delivers conformist thoughts and propaganda through its large and grotesqe deriverentitive.

It is these kinds of people who need to pry open their third eyes and achieve their state of metaprogramming which will in turn make them useful members of todays society, as opposed to all the dumbfounded dipshits who live their lifes going by what they have been taught is right and wrong, it is these kinds of people who need to learn to think for themselves and achieve their state of full concioussness.

Hey lets go trip on some shrooms and smoke some pot that way we can free our minds...

Suzie: bahhbahhgrahh

by special convincing tree carrots and pussy August 30, 2008