Electrophillic Substitution

You see we have those carbon playaas and those carbon playaa haters, now the carbon playaa gets all the hydrogens, but the playaa hater, he has to settle with one hydrogen and a lame bromine

"Shit, what the fuck is Markovnikoff's rule?"
"Electrophillic Substitution"

by ilovechemistryandwhat August 14, 2012

substitute teacher

Where the male invites his "woman" over for some "kinky sex", ties her up, then has another woman enter the room and proceeds fornicate with her in front of his "woman".

While dating my Middle School teacher, Mrs. Jugz, I preformed a substitute teacher, which included Mrs. Jugz, Mrs. Jugz's mother and myself.

by Bob Awnit March 20, 2009

Sexstitute

Sexstitute Like A Prostitute only u dont have to pay.

Usualy 1 of those slags who hangs around the shops in your the local area lol.

Bitch your nothin but a Sexstitute u no that

by Greavesy March 24, 2007

Tootie Fruity Substitute

a gay ass substitute teacher!

when i said tootie fruity substitute i made a beast fall in a arcade basketball machine.

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Today's substitute teacher

A hoe. Just a hoe, nothing more, nevermore.

Today's substitute teacher is a bad one.

by Just a human doing human thing October 31, 2018

subtitutes

Replaces

Unlike reality that in transcendental subtitutes shone statuesque statues differed differntially from one cone frozen in solid fascination with philosophies' newbloom that substitutes a subterfuge supposing opposing doom.

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

subtitutes

Tidy substitutes

Unlike reality that in transcendental subtitutes shone statuesque statues differed differntially from one cone frozen in solid fascination with philosophies' newbloom that substitutes a subterfuge supposing opposing doom.

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010