studying

a mash-up of the words 'student and dying'

"Did you hear what happened to the student who was studying?"
"No-"

"He died the next day."

"Why?"
"They say he was studying...."

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Studying

The art of staring at a book and praying something goes in.

Teacher: 'Have you finished studying chapter 15 for the test?'
Me: 'Something might have gone in through osmosis, idk'

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In-depth investigation and analysis (of a subject or situation).

He has spent several years studying mink.

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To not be presently engaged in an activity of note.

The following responses to the subsequent question are all equivalent.

Me: Hey man, what are you up to?

Charlie: Just fucking the dog.
Charlie: Jack all.
Charlie: Fuck all.
Charlie: Studying psychology.

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Code phrase used to publicly describe a couple caught on camera stuffing the meat wallet in a lecture hall without offending the perpetrators.

Jesus fuck my seat smells like fish, someone must have been studying dopamine in here last night. Better ask security to check the tape.

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Having to refrain from smoking pot, or using other drugs, to pass a drug test

"No I can't hit that bong man, I'm studying for a drug test for work."

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