starving student

A college student with limited pocket money, who makes do either by loan gratuity and/or a low paying part-time job. While the term "starving" may be an exaggeration, the "starving student" diet (often consisting of Ramen or other cheap packaged foods) is not.

Guy wanted to buy an engagement ring for his girlfriend
but couldn't; they were both starving students.

by ChoWares January 3, 2007

IB STUDENTS

IB students, generally, are sane people that take a 2-year program which makes them insane. They are found famous for nervous breakdowns. An IB students typical day is like this: wake up at 7.30 am, use the restroom, study while eating, study, go to school, come home, study, study while eating, study, and then, sleep at 1.30 next morning. IB is not hell. It is simply a course that makes you want to kill your friends in the urge to be the valedictorian. IB students are usually hated by most people. They are outcasts. They get a indescribable amount of homework. Moreover, they lack the inability to talk, communicate or to do any other social thing. They miss their youth.

IB TEACHER: Who can tell me why the Chinese Ming were far wealthier then their predecessors, Shang and Tang?

IB STUDENTS: Mmm.. There are a dozen different ways to answer that question. In Bentley and Zeiger's perspective its because of a tax system levied on people. In McNeil's perspective its because of canals that were developed through Huang He. But, in David Christians perspective, its because of the defense put on the northern frontier to protect the Chinese from the steppe nomads.

by IB_STUDENT_WHO_LIKES_IB January 23, 2013

debate students

The most intelligent assholes you will ever meet. Intelligent by proving a point, but assholes because they always seem to prove you wrong.

The debate students proved that The new lunch plan is causing kids to not eat at school

by Squaddddd November 22, 2014

McBride Student

A depressed and/or stressed person who only wanted to go to high school but instead found themselves attending college. If you know someone unfortunate enough to attend this school you will have seen their overall mood depletion from their first day there and all the days between. Many of these students are frequent drug users who also drink to forget their horrible grades or the stresses of many of the more *crazy* teachers. Separated between three categories: CJI, HM, and ENG... many CJI students are suicidal messes who are accident prone and have given up entirely OR are try hardship who have yet to be defeated by the overwhelming standards of this school. Then there is HM where most are generally uncertain of what exactly their classes are meant to teach them since they have experienced confusion as a result of the anger brought by the amount of work given. Then, of course... ENG who are primarily all white boys and favored by the staff at the school, by far the best pathway of them all because they are loved.

Jane: Have you met a McBride Student?

John: Yes they are sad

by Not ur bitch ;) June 5, 2019

AP Student

The kids on top of the academic food chain. Kids who have brains that are capable to absorb and complete information ranted out by their teachers. Also, the kids who know how to sleep for approximately 2 hours a night AND stay up during the school day. These kids have tests every week and study for an average of 5 hours for one test. Sometimes, there is no homework for weeks...but the challenge to absorb all information is more daunting than completing worksheets every night. Also, these kids are much more academically competent than the kids from regular-level classes. YOu can ask an AP Bio student how one gets cancer and he/she will give you a 2 hour lecture on it. But can a regular kid do that? I don't think so.

But when it comes to social aspects, these kids are extremely varied. Some tend to keep to themselves because to them there is absolutely no other pleasure than getting 100s on the tests. Some talk to other AP kids...exclusively. While others look dumb as phunk but are actually competent in class. And some still have friends.

Sadly, these kids are expected to pay $87 per exam to take the somewhat-mandatory exam in May. Ironically, the ones who have to pay $87 dollars also spent 87 hours studying and 0 hours of sleep. $87 for th infamous test booklet? That some crazy bullshiz.

Finally, these kids EXPECT and WANT bliss, fun and ease after the AP exams. But for first year AP kids, this is still a mystery.

Dude, that AP Student don't sleep. But sure as hell he's smarter than us.

by DoMe!!!! February 6, 2010

honor student boobs

When one prefers honor student boobs they prefer A and B cups.

Guy1: Man do I love me some double-D's!
Guy2: I prefer honor student boobs, A's and B's only.

by Goatwitz May 27, 2009

psychology student syndrome

When you, as a psychology major, try to use what you have learned in class to "diagnose" someone of a psychological condition without full knowledge or proper certification.

Psych student: "my friend might have an anxiety disorder, i learned about it today in class."
Professor: "he's just nervous, don't fall victim to the Psychology Student Syndrome."

by dragonfire2280 November 23, 2016