dick stuck in a toaster

The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.

"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

by TheBeaterOfMeats August 7, 2017

My dogs stuck in a tree

The excuse you use when you see a girl for the first time and she's ugly and you want to leave

I'm sorry but I have to go, my dogs stuck in a tree.

by Poptart condom November 6, 2015

balls are stuck in the chimney

Balls are stuck in the chimney: When a person is confused or in a difficult situation. Similar to the popular phrase in a pickle.

Jamie is stuck on a maths problem.

Jamie: Oh man, this question is really hard. My balls are stuck in the chimney.

Charlie: What does that mean?

Jamie: My balls are stuck in the chimney is just another way of saying I’m confused or I’m in a pickle.

by nkmakesp July 6, 2023

dick stuck in a toaster

when somone is acting nonchalantly about a serious situation.

"Man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they'll break his legs for sure."
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.

by xxxxxxxxxxxlllllxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 7, 2017

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

camel stuck in a well

When a male puts his penis between the cheekes of an ass

I gave Suzy a Camel stuck in a well.

by Jason Brivens September 21, 2005

camel stuck in a well

a camel that accidentally flew into the well and got stuck.

Islam Boy: AHH! My Camel flew into the well! It is stuck. My CAMEL STUCK IN A WELL

by whitexasian July 24, 2006