stubby man

a wide and fat man who ate too many McDonald big macs and does not know how to drinks water.

Stubby man fat man: hmmm, how do you drink this water? I can drink pop but not this stupid drink.
Me: HAHAHAHAha what a bum!

by carl from school October 7, 2021

Stubbie

A cigarette butt that's still got some of the white bit on it.
usually less than an inch left.

commonly smoked by teenagers who aren't ballsy enough to steal a whole smoke.
but it's good though, good enough nicotine since they're usually smaller.

Person A: "Hey bro check out this Stubbie I got."
Person B: "That's at most 2 puffs you knob."

by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. February 26, 2020

Stubby

The sexual act of shoving your toe into someone's butt

I gave her such a stubby last night

by crisp packet October 26, 2017

Stubby

Money, particularly your paycheck stub.

Hey Jim give me some stubby.

I can't wait until the boss pays me the stubby.

by nuclear hobo March 30, 2024

Stubby Ratchet

When your short stubby friend is actin ratchet.
Originating from Rochester NY made relevant and popular by local tattooed women on Monroe Ave.

Hey Christine you’re now in my phone as “stubby ratchet”

by Rochester December 4, 2023

Stubby

Meaning that you make the person calling you it happy or someone else happy.

"Hailee, you're stubby!"
"Awww, thank you!"

by MoonJellyBobaTea June 7, 2022

Stubby

When an amputee with either no arm or no legs places ones penis in between their stubs and rubs it. Think of rubbing two sticks between your hands to make a fire.

Joe: "Did you hear about Linda losing her arms in that car crash?"
Jack: "That sucks, but atleast she can give a Stubby now."

by safflol2 August 6, 2024