one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican June 27, 2008

wrangler strangler

A retarded breed of human that fucks horses, sheep, and/or cows and lives in the country. Usually seen wearing deniem pants that cut iff his or her circulation at the ankles. Thus making thier ass look huge and ugly.

"Hey dude, look at that wrangler strangler!"
"Damn, he is a wrangler starngler!"

by smellyeyes September 14, 2007

Danglin Strangler

When the penis resembles the look of a python, thus enabling it to easily choke its prey.

I hit that bitch with the Danglin Strangler.

by annonymou1213132 November 7, 2011

penis strangler

Penis strangler is another word for condom as it strangles the penis leaving the penis successfully strangled kirl

i was going to put it in her booty but she reminded me i forgot my penis strangler to stop her getting STIs

by CREAMINISREALLIFE March 2, 2016

Donkey strangler

A turd so big it will clog the toilet.

Oh my god, do not go into the bathroom I just had a donkey strangler.

by Scubasteve65 February 27, 2019

Snake Strangler

A person who strangles a mans snake, possibly even a fake dyke

Hey did you hear that girl Bri is a snake strangler?

by catsharage August 22, 2020

worm strangler

When you're strangle the shit out of your meat.

Dude i just gave my dick the worm strangler last night

by yurter May 12, 2021