shtanding

Shitting while standing.

When Jimmy walked into the public restroom, he saw Jerry shtanding in the corner because the stalls were occupied.

by Truthsquad1 December 5, 2014

Strafing the bunker

Term: Strafing the bunker, Verb.

Definition:
When a man in a heightened sexual arousal ejaculates onto the outside of a woman's vagina before penetration can occur. It is a specific form of premature ejaculation.

First used by Kizuel on the Madoshi message board.

Example:
Bob: Man how did it go with Cindy last night?
Tom: Oh man it was great, I did have a problem when we got back to her place. She was a little too good and I ended up strafing the bunker.
Bob: .......
Tom: Yeah... so has that ever happened to you?
Bob: Hell no, I get the job done every time.

by Kizuel November 20, 2007

straddling the dredgepipe

When a woman mounts a massively THICK large cock or dildo and has her legs spread as far as she can, her pussy spread to its maximum width. Such an act is usually accompanied by seriously loud undulating moans from either pain or pleasure or both.

Tim: Christ, look at the size of that thing! How the hell can she take it all?

Chuck: Pff, chicks like that slut are used to straddling the dredgepipe. She could probably fit a 2 liter bottle up that crack.

by threeinchfrog August 3, 2010

sanding wood

The act of male masturbation.

Friend1: "what's taking you so long in there? I need to use the bathroom!

Friend2: "Stop talking to me I'm sanding wood!"

by Vince T October 14, 2012

Still Standing

A sitcom comedy show that involves a couple raising their 3 children. Every episode means a new problem, as usual with sitcom comedies. It's quite a amusing show when there's nothing esle to watch. Oh yeah, it's broadcasted on CBS.

Our house is a hangout now? No one even told me? I can't wait until Dad finishes his boat, I'm going to sail right outta here! - Still Standing Episode

by BloodlustandOnisuke May 14, 2007

Last Man Standing

One of the most dangerous matches in the wrestling world (apart from the Hell in a Cell match). The only way to win the match is by knockout i.e. incapacitate you're opponent for 10 seconds.

Triple H and Ric Flair competed in a Last Man Standing Match at Armageddon once, where Triple H twatted Ric Flair with a sledghammer to win

by Hargy August 26, 2006

Standing Ovabies

Boobies or as i prefer "yaybies" that deserve a standing ovation.

EX: Dude i heard you felt that chick's tits you met at the bars... how were they. They were definitely standing ovabies.
(Invented by Myq Kaplan) (Comedian)

by NikoBCurt January 8, 2011