stepdad

A real man that steps up and takes care of some other guys children after having wed their mother. This man is helping his wife to raise the children and he is either appreciated or he isn't. Not all stepdads are mean, bullies, assholes, etc. that abuse the head of household position. There are stepdads that really do care and only want the best for his " family ". Not all stepdads are some loser these kid's mom picked up someplace. Most moms put a lot of thought into choosing the man she wants to help take care of those she dearly loves.

Two teens were hanging out talking about life at home. One told the other how his stepdad didn't respect him and treated him like crap. The other teen responded " Wow dude, that sucks, my stepdad is the best thing that ever happened for my mom and me."

by jpg3 August 11, 2010

half steppin'

trying too hard to be something you're not, and using a thinly disguised method to do it; someone who is a phony; an imposter; faker; bullshitter; a charlatan; A person who makes elaborate, fraudulent, and often voluble claims to skill or knowledge; a quack or fraud;

"he ain't nothin' ... he be half steppin'

Afro-American origin; early 1960s; jazz musicians would criticize a player who obviously had no talent or originality, who would try to play "hip" lines on his horn a half step outside of the key, in an attempt to copy master jazz saxophonist John Coltrane. Ex: "he ain't playin' nothin'.... he's just half steppin'.... (i.e., playing musical melodies momentarily a half step out of the key to create harmonic tension resolved by moving back inside the key, a cheap imitation of the real thing).

by Jazz musician October 16, 2013

Stephania

A very outgoing yet reserved person. Is an amazing friend who always seems to know what to say. Has a huge heart. Very childlike, but can mature in an instant if the need arises. Very pretty and doesn't accept compliments well. Although she may look sweet, which she is, she also has an aggressive side which can be extremely terrifying. But, your damn lucky if you become friends with her. Also a huge dork.

Guy 1:"wow, what an awesome girl! Her name must be Stephania!"
Guy 2:"Of course! Who else can be that awesome?"

by disfoo' November 24, 2010

stepdad issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad. You hate it, but you know it has to be there 'cause your mom loves it.

Will: I got stepdad issues with the media.
Darren: Fo real?
Will: Like, I hate that shit but it's gotta be there.

by yahweh August 7, 2015

Stephan Jenkins

To perform oral pleasure on a female for a minimum time period of one hour. Jenkins, lead singer of Third Eye Blind, discloses his penchant for performing cunnilingus, in his lyrics for the hit, "Blinded."

"Vapor round your body glistens in the shower

And I want to stay right here and go down on you for an hour "

Q: Did you Stephan Jenkins her?
A: Hell yea, I jenkinsed her all night. It was like the Pacific Ocean

by Dickie Guy August 16, 2010

Stepanski

The meaning of life. If you know someone with this last name, bow to them and love them forever. THE BEST GOD DAMN THING EVER.

Holy shit, STEPANSKI!

by Stepanski August 23, 2011

12-steptard

Someone whose statements seem to be on a continuous redundant loop and who is constantly citing 12-step principles, aphorisms and platitudes to the point where you fantasize about homicide.

My office mate is a straight-up 12-steptard so I’m strongly considering having a mental breakdown so that once I get back from the psychiatric hospital I will be placed into a different office with someone else!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019