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shemar

an extraordinarily handsome, amazing boy, usually from harlem, who enjoys watching youtube videos and googling wins & fails during any and all free time that he has.
loves making sexual innuendos and hitting on girls younger than him, giving them a REOWWW every chance that he gets.
shemars are typically unique, even if that sort of is an oxymoron. they make amazing conversation, are incredible in bed, and rarely die as virgins.
shemars are more awesome than you'll ever be, and if you find one, you shouldn't lose him.
shemars' win level is always over 9,000.
girl one: damnn, who's that fine boy over there?
fine boy over there: REOWWWWW.
girl two: oh, that's shemar!!
by shemarssecretlover October 21, 2008
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Kristen Stewart Face

A facial expression that looks like your dad just died
by killing your older brother
as he threw away your family dog
that was pregnant
and about to have cute puppies. Must be held continuously throughout an entire scene.
Did you see Mary? She had the Kristen Stewart Face going on during our entire conversation. I hope she's okay.
by Steamboatwillyt March 17, 2012
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Shemara

She beautiful intelligent girl has lots of friend really popular great in bed easy to fall in love with, nice curves with a great touch of light skin .
Damn there does goes Shemara I wish I could have her
by XcodeninX April 9, 2017
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alabama steamroller

when a chick puts marshmallows in her pussy and they melt, and then a dude fucks her. when they are finished, she licks the marshmallow off his penis.
chris likes his alabama steamrollers. in the butt.
by marshmallow boy May 5, 2004
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New Jersey Steamroller

While having sex with a girl doggy style, you ejaculate onto a dirty sock (smellier the better) and shove it in the girl's face. You then proceed to roll over her (as if you are a steamroller) and mash her face into the dirty sock.
While driving on the NJ turnpike:

Man #1 - "Wow, it smells awful."

Man #2 - "Reminds me of the time I gave that stripper from Westwood a New Jersey Steamroller."
by WestwoodAll-Star June 24, 2010
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"Milo Stewart" Syndrome

The belief that "all men are misogynistic," that "all white people are racist," that "all cisgender people are transphobic," etc. Gross stereotyping.
Person 1: "That girl said I'm homophobic because I'm cisgender!"
Person 2: "Damn, that's a case of "Milo Stewart" Syndrome
by jranthony98 October 17, 2016
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Swedish steamroller

A perverse sexual act in which an extremely obese female defecates on the chest of her male partner and then proceeds to wallow in the aforementioned defecation.
Dude 1: How come that guy is in the corner shaking?

Dude 2: Last night, some fat bitch gave him the Swedish steamroller.
by JackassNSlacker April 6, 2009
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