Statutory Rap

A Hip Hop Group originating in Port Hope,Ont Canada. Members include Luke F.O.R.C.E, Coney Funk, Pigg and DJ Spinmart. Known for their double edged lyrics and great live shows.

Damn, Statutory Rap was fuckin sick tonight, much better than whoever played before them.

by Khron Don January 29, 2010

statustumped

The desire to change your current status on your social network, but the inability to come up with anything interesting to say because your life is lame.

Fabio stared at his facebook page, searching for the words that might make his life seem interesting, but he was statustumped.

by motor( . )( . )boat December 15, 2008

statutory rapesgiving

An act committed during thanksgiving break when older college students from across the country go back home, attend high school parties, party harder than all the other adolescents, and end up railing the JV high school cheer captain.

GDI 1: Did you hear about joe?
GDI 2: You mean about what he did during thanksgiving break?
GDI 1: Ya, he took the sophomore class president to poundtown
GDI 2: Typical statutory rapesgiving

by mr. chewbacca 5000 November 26, 2010

Statutory

When a 17 year old said yes ....

Statutory rape will get you 5 to 10 in the pen

by Zombiesafterme August 17, 2018

statustician

definer of the status quo a.k.a. relationship labeler

my status as defined by standard statustician definition i.e.:
perpetually single
serial monogomist
hopelessly co-dependent

by tonyb November 10, 2003

Statutory ape

What a pedophile might say when referring to assaulting a hairy minor.

-"I like em' young and hairy call that Statutory ape."
-"The only thing I'm calling is the fucking cops!"

by Crackhead Professor January 20, 2022

statuatory ape

he'll kill. end of story.

hey dawg, that shit is totally 100% alabama statuatory ape!

dude, i got that statuatory ape all over my taco.

by bucnasty. April 29, 2010