1) University in Birmingham, AL
2) Nexus of Old South money
3) Center of Madison Avenue Christianity
4) Land of beauty queens
2) Nexus of Old South money
3) Center of Madison Avenue Christianity
4) Land of beauty queens
1) Yeah, I go to Samford. Not STANford, SAMford...in Alabama.
2) I think every male since my great grandfather Rev. Billy Bob Beeson has gone to Samford.
3) My tattoo's in hebrew, it means "Beloved," and it totally matches the earrings that I just got from Yurman!
4) Are you kidding? I'd never leave the House without pearls, heels, and hairspray!
2) I think every male since my great grandfather Rev. Billy Bob Beeson has gone to Samford.
3) My tattoo's in hebrew, it means "Beloved," and it totally matches the earrings that I just got from Yurman!
4) Are you kidding? I'd never leave the House without pearls, heels, and hairspray!
by almostgradjeeated February 2, 2009
Get the Samford mug.The most manly dude in the fucking universe, when he gets drunk he doesn't just get drunk, not a little tipsy. Not drunk to the state of rudeness. He wipes a week out of his memory. Out-drinks everyone around him, makes an arse of himself, forgets where he lives, pees against a wall, sits on a bench for a little while, remembers where he lives, passes out in bed fully clothed and then gets the fuck back out there the next day and does it all again. Then spends a week of his life recovering from that day.
That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...
That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...
dude: Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,
he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,
he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.
by Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster YEH December 12, 2013
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To take a shit at either a public convenience or in somebody else's house, rather than hold it in and just go when you get home because it's fucking rancid.
Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.
Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.
(When sitting in a cafe with friends)
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.
(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.
(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet
by fryson August 3, 2010
Get the doing a Stafford mug.An overrated and overpriced institution of higher learning, suspected of grade inflation, that graduates a cadre of pompous individuals with a sense of self-entitlement.
Although he would likely achieve a lower GPA, Peter ultimately decided to attend Berkeley as opposed to Scamford, in order to avoid huge loans and the scorn from his friends who attend public university.
by NorthernExposurePole February 21, 2015
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‘Maclean’s staff’ comes from Maclean’s college, a public school that is a try hard private school. Majority of the staff at Maclean’s treat you like trash. Examples; house leaders and the principle.
‘Maclean’s staff’ comes from Maclean’s college, a public school that is a try hard private school. Majority of the staff at Maclean’s treat you like trash. Examples; house leaders and the principle.
by Cfunkt September 17, 2019
Get the Maclean’s staff mug.Unofficially the second most populous city in Connecticut (soon to be confirmed by census results). A great city that has driven economic growth and population expansion primarily through its focus on the finance and film industries. While commended nationally for its low crime rate, Stamford also serves as the unofficial PCP capital of Connecticut. The illicit substance's use has been prominent in low income areas of the city since the 1990's. However, in recent years the commonality of its use has rivaled that of marijuana. The issue has only recently come to light due to multiple high profile crimes committed by persons under the influence of this substance. These crimes included multiple intentional vehicular assaults targeting civilians and police officers as well as the shooting in the face of a police officer by an individual under the influence of PCP. In essence, the abuse of this substance has proliferated virtually unrecognized for nearly two decades and has only come to light recently due to high profile crimes involving the drug. Nonetheless, Stamford remains the safest large city in Connecticut despite the rampant PCP use that underlies its successes.
Tim: Dude, I wanna get fucked up tonight.
Scott: Awesome, lets get gram of coke and a bottle of liquor.
Tim: No... I wanna get so fucked up, I wake up tomorrow morning walking the streets naked covered in blood.
Scott: Ohhhh, I get it.... Then lets go to Stamford to buy a bag of wet then. I know a shit load of guys who sell it there. They all keep it in their freezers next to their frozen waffles.
Scott: Awesome, lets get gram of coke and a bottle of liquor.
Tim: No... I wanna get so fucked up, I wake up tomorrow morning walking the streets naked covered in blood.
Scott: Ohhhh, I get it.... Then lets go to Stamford to buy a bag of wet then. I know a shit load of guys who sell it there. They all keep it in their freezers next to their frozen waffles.
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