The squid is on the lid

When the squid is on the lid, the secret is safe.

Don’t tell Daniel about Luisa being in love with him, the squid is on the lid.

by Dlindh March 27, 2019

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parking the squid

Trying to have sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid!

by Bill Hagger January 28, 2016

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"Squib Cakes" was a term that funk trumpeter Mic Gillette (Tower of Power etc..) used to describe the backsides of lovely ladies.

It was also a song by Tower of Power in 1974 on the "Back to Oakland" album.

Man! Check the squib cakes on that fine foxy mama - she's shakin' em and she ain't breakin' em.

by zoobiewahh November 7, 2010

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Squid stroke

noun: a swimming stroke that involves thrashing around

We will learn squid stroke today.

by ze original squids November 24, 2019

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Squid Kiss

Definition: when a woman’s vaginal lips are so long that if you try lick too far south they wrap around your face, and it feels like you’re kissing a groping squid.

Bro, last night Stacey gave me a moist squid kiss!

by Lil Jizzy Vert February 22, 2022

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