Squimy

A way in which a child escapes his pursuer.

The child was very squimy when i caught him

by Burthegurt May 10, 2018

Squimmy Jimmy

When a couple does anal for so long, the dick starts to push in there stomach. The acid from the stomach starts to corrode the dick. Since there dick is in the liquid acid the dick starts to get very soggy, and falls off as well being dissolved in the stomach. The dick is now a small little stub that looks like an erect clit, with balls, that can only wiggle and squirm.

"Becka, I can't believe what happened last night. My boyfriend gave me anal, it felt so good, after an hour or so I gave him a Squimmy Jimmy. Now I don't gotta worry about him cheating on me anymore!"

by OpenMindedBagels May 10, 2018

squiber

Another word for a baby

'Oh you know Susan? Shes having a Squiber!

by bubbles223 October 18, 2019

squimping

a sexual act in which one partner lifts open the foreskin, spits inside it, and then closes it and rubs it around.

“Dude, what’s got you in such a good mood today?”
“My girlfriend finally squimped me last night. I can’t stop thinking about it.”
“She said yes to squimping?!? You lucky bastard!”
“Yeah, man. I got squimped big time.”

by reese witherspoon fan July 11, 2023

Chris Squire

God according to bass players.

"Hey, Steve, do you want to talk about our god, Chris Squire?"

by random_being October 16, 2021

Aiden "Squire" Roddnis

A term used to describe simple minded and greasy haired males that live on the outskirts of several, negatively populated towns / cities around England.

That bloke is an Aiden "Squire" Roddnis he is.

by 100% He April 2, 2023

Squief

It is when you quief and a juicy squirt comes out.



Mid-evil Times, Time Of Chastity Belts

Dude, my girlfriend just squiefed all over my brand new kickers after I banged her!

by Osco November 29, 2004