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Sweaty Squidward

You have had a long day and your junk is sweating. Your roommate has also had a long day and just passed out in the recliner. Simply drop your pants and put your balls in his eye sockets and your cock over his nose. He/she will resemble squidward from spongebob. (Google it if you do not know who he is)
Dude! Look Jared is giving Ethan a sweaty squidward!
by Mr. Bobby J. Light April 29, 2010
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Kinky squidward

When you pinch her nose while she’s blowing your dick and it sound like she’s playing squidward’s clarinet
Him: dude, your girlfriend is really good at the kinky squidward

Me: I know she once played it to the tune of ‘kumbaya my lord’
by Shmuel1652 May 3, 2020
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living like squidward

The complete opposite of Living like Larry. Living like squidward implies being boring to the bone.
They don't appreciate tossing a shopping cart in someone else's pool, they are just too much living like squidward.
by 12waterin July 10, 2014
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Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."
by kufye October 17, 2021
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Edwardo Squidwardo

This is a phrase you should never utter. This phrase conveys unadulterated, malignant hatred toward an individual. You must truly hate somebody to call them this.
by 🆑🆎🆘 February 28, 2018
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Squidward's Suicide

A lost episode of the popular television series Spogebob. It was allegedly written by a now imprisoned Scottish animator accused with nine charges of murder, two of which were children whose bodies were seen in the episode. It is unknown whether the clips on YouTube are actual clips of the episode, but all info of the episode gathered from multiple sources describe the plot of the episode depicting the death of Squidward.
The title card Squidward's Suicide comes on the screen. The episode begins with Squidward practicing his clarinet, but is interrupted by a knock at the door. Upon opening it, he sees a traveling salesman.
Salesman:"Can I have a moment of your-"
Squidward:"Not interested!"
He slams the door in his face and walks back to his room, only to be interrupted a second time by knocking at the door. He stomps over to it and flings it open. The salesman is still there, but he isn't as cheerful looking as previously.
Salesman:"The Red Mist is coming..."

This is a descripton of the first scene in the episode.
by TheRedMistScribe March 10, 2012
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