squelch

the gross noise something makes when you squeeze it.

AH! did you hear it squelch! man, that was sick.

by marzy March 14, 2004

Squelch

The act of a large man, (perferably obese), climbing or stepping up onto a kitchen or dining room table, lowering and/or removing his pants and underwear, using his hands to spread apart his butt cheeks, and proceeding to expel a long, solid piece of feces upon said table.

"We were all sitting around laughing at the table for Thanksgiving, when all of a sudden Uncle George climbed up on the table and Squelched all over our beatiful turkey."

by ColtPython June 20, 2009

squenchy

A term used to describe the butt of a cat, derived from its squenched up look, especially when poop is being pushed through by the bowells.

Cat #1: Oh look, her squenchy is in our face because her tail is up
Cat #2: No cat has a squench so squenched up as her...
Cat #1: Yeah. Stupid squencher.

by Anon Ymous Jr. August 12, 2006

squelch

noun/verb/adgetive

to dash ones dreams, or burst ones bubble

stop squelching

You squelch

Dont squelch my idea manda!

What a squelchish idea

by manda October 19, 2003

squenched

a word made up by illiterate people to replace the actual word squished. usually used by underpriveleged southerners, or people with down syndrome.

wow, my legs were squenched the whole time. im going to go beat my child

by hfhabvhasdavb August 1, 2009

Squelch fart

To fart out semen from the arsehole.

he loves to "Squelch fart" Peters jizz out!.

by m light August 24, 2006

squelch

That sound Raquel Welch makes when she suddenly gets excited.

Did you hear it when she squelched just when the water begin showering her shoulder?

by enviroman June 21, 2011