Mop squeezer

A Queen in a deck of cards.

"When I was playing Cribbage I had all four mop squeezers in my hand"

by Hyuhlkjahdefndfj November 23, 2009

corn squeezer

Some fuckin moron that doesn't know his ass from his head.

That corn squeezer can't drive worth a damn!

by gus grumpy July 27, 2008

Orange Squeezer

Placing a balled fist forcibly behind someone's knee and then pushing the calf towards the thigh so it squeezes the hand and greatly annoys and frustrates the recipient.

Rob gave Joanna an orange squeezer and made her cry while she laughed at the same time.

by Coatesai January 10, 2012

Julius Squeezers

The best alternative phrase for some nice boobs

George: "Dude... Luke! Did you see Hailey's boobs??"
Luke: "Those were some Julius Squeezers..."

by lukepook September 20, 2021

Ebenezer squeezer

The act of receiving a spite filled hand job on the night before Christmas. Usually following a family argument about over cooked dinner

Bro, my wife got pissed when my mom bashed her turkey. She followed me upstairs and gave me a mean Ebenezer Squeezer

by Weebster’s dictionary November 03, 2020

Squeezer Teaser

When someone grabs a guys dick and starts jerking him off to pleasure him then when he isn’t expecting it they punch him in the nuts dropping him to the ground.

I’m still In pain from last light, I thought I was going to get lucky but she ended up giving me a squeezer teaser instead

by Fordman95 March 25, 2022

Dick-squeezer

A male friend that for some reason grabs all of their friends dicks, usually in social gatherings. They take pride with every single squeeze it's one of their main reason for living, if they don't get a squeeze in daily they will become depressed.

Greg: look out here comes Tony, he's a dick-squeezer

Mike: what?

Tony: hey guys(squeezes greg and mike's dicks)

Mike: what the hell, he just squeezed my dick

Greg: told you, he does that

by Some really really smart guy March 19, 2018