by Bills rv service August 7, 2019
A sex act in which a man ejaculates on the woman's upper lip, then wipes it off with his penis, demanding a dollar from her afterward.
"She pulled back too early and I jizzed on her upper lip. But it was cool. I busted out my MEXICAN SQUEEGEE!!!"
by VikingSanta January 20, 2018
by Jaru Salem January 17, 2021
Made popular by former Oakland Raider Wide Out, Randy Moss, the SauSquee (pronounced, Saw-Skwee) is a post coital maneuver that is fun and easily executed. Here's how you do it. First, drop a splash of chlorine candy on your lover's backal area. Then, using your penisdick, spread the splooj up and down, side to side, until her back has fully absorbed your pungent load. For best results, eat some 'sparagus prior to espoojulating.
No matter how many times I perform the Sausalito Squeegee, I can never clear the milieu of gross moles from my girl's back.
by Charles Dick in a Box March 25, 2009
The act of squirting diarrhea while one is in the shower, then pushing the feces toward the drain with one's foot.
Jake: Aaron had to do a chocolate squeegee on Woodrow's shit this morning.
Alex: That's awesome, but why are Aaron and Woodrow showering together?
Alex: That's awesome, but why are Aaron and Woodrow showering together?
by Flannel Jake January 16, 2011
Squeegee Sex happens while having sex in the missionary position. Nano-seconds before ejaculation, the male, punches the female in the stomach causing her to flinch and contract uncontrollably, creating the tightest vagina known to man. See also “Donkey Punch.”
"Dude, Last night I squeegee sexed Renae!
"NICE, How was it?"
"TIGHT! Any tighter and I think it would have ripped my cock off!"
"NICE, How was it?"
"TIGHT! Any tighter and I think it would have ripped my cock off!"
by Toto106 April 9, 2010
by SJ@24 July 17, 2009