squeegee headed penis leech

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.

1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"

by Nofe Poe May 30, 2005

squeeg or die

A group chat consisting of young individuals that think they are “vape gods”

Have you seen the new post in squeeg or die?

by @_••_@ November 20, 2017

Squeegee Boys

Bye week in fantasy football.

I played The Squeegee Boys in fantasy this week and got that W, son.

by Night Night 1013 November 6, 2020

Squeegee Boys

Having a bye week in fantasy football. Too easy.

I played The Squeegee Boys this week and got that free W, son!

by Night Night 1013 November 6, 2020

Squeegee beads

When the anus is oozing of mucus membranes after use of sex anal beads

I'm going to get squeegee beads tonight at the swingers party

by Freezer pop May 25, 2022

Street Squeegee

A low rider car that almost touches the ground

Hey man, your car is a total street squeegee!

by Momknowsall January 7, 2019

Burrito Squeegee

The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.

"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."

by Clark Speyhawk July 8, 2019