1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.
1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"
by Nofe Poe May 30, 2005
by Night Night 1013 November 06, 2020
by Night Night 1013 November 06, 2020
by Freezer pop May 25, 2022
The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".
1.
Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.
2.
...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.
2.
...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
by zlh5009 September 19, 2011
When someone’s wife works at the dollar general and her pussy is on clearance. So you hit it unprotected and wipe all your nut on her clothes before you send her home with a belly full of nut butter.
Guy 1:”Man Josh’s ole lady don’t know it, but I did the DG Squeegee on her last night.”
Guy 2:”Shit I did it to her last week!”
Guy 3:”Man y’all nasty, I used a condom.”
Guy 2:”Shit I did it to her last week!”
Guy 3:”Man y’all nasty, I used a condom.”
by DG Master September 14, 2022
The act of a man ejaculating on a woman’s midsection and having the woman squeegee the cum into her vagina with the intention of getting pregnant.
by Wordsmith19783 September 25, 2022