The shutting up theory

Allow me to explain.

This theory speculates that by closing your mouth while simultaneously ceasing your lips to move people don't have to hear your annoying ass and by doing this it means nobody has to suffer from hearing what you have to say. This is due to how annoying you're being right now and everybody wanting you to stop talking.

- Come on, that was never a red!
- Have you ever heard about the shutting up theory? Allow me to explain.

by XpOiYgjkL April 3, 2021

Shuttle Docking

The act of defecating into a prophylactic, usually freezing the contents to form an implement suitable for sodomy.

Jed: "Xavier is a shuttle docking fuck!"
Marco: "How's he a shuttle docking fuck?"
Jed: "He shat in a fuck glove, froze it, and went brokeback on himself."
Marco: "Gay!"

by Jed and Marco June 16, 2008

shuttlecock

This is a cock on the move. It takes the shuttle, to avoid nasty traffic.

Wow, look a that shuttle cock go; it just avoided alot of traffic.

by Nichole~ June 6, 2005

pork shutters

Larger than normal inner and outer pussy lips.

So large that they appear to flap in the wind thus "pork shutters"

by Freakyduet June 11, 2006

scutta

1) a hoe
2) a girl who gives it up easily

3) a slut

She was so easy people started calling her a scutta.

by Tammy Lewinsky January 4, 2010

scuttered

Scuttered - Totally drunk,elephants,langered.
Well-gone,so drunk one could sh*t oneself.

I was so scuttered last night that I tried to drive a lampshade.

by Blood January 7, 2005

sputtering willis

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.

Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::

by David Goreman July 11, 2004