Spunk

Cum
Spunk is the thing that comes outa male penis during sexual activities/ masterbation

I’m going to spunk all over you

by Sex doll 69 February 27, 2018

Spunk

Short for "sped monkey." Mostly used to call out someone who did something retarded.

Luke: Wait, I thought golf was when you hit a ball with a bat!"
Griffin: "You're such a spunk."

by GriffinMascja June 27, 2017

Spunk

The after smell of a weed session

Guy 1: Yo that smoke sesh was lit.

Guy 2: We smell like spunk, anyone got axe?

by The Real Fogle December 25, 2016

Spunking

The act of caressing the ass of an unsuspecting victim.

Most often witnessed in subways. An acceptable but lesser used version can be used to describe rubbing ones own ass in a public place thereby making others feel uncomfortable.

(eg Spunking used to be my favorite hobby until I found out that all the times I've been maced can cause blindess)

by Mike Teri December 2, 2007

spunked

When a user of a forum responds to an obscure spam message thinking it is a legitimate message.

Post 1: Can someone give me the ingredients for apple pie?
Post 2 (spam): I don't know her, can you give me more details? -usually with a linked signature
Post 3: Know who? The person that made the apple pie?

The author of Post 3 got Spunked

by Fat Atheist November 14, 2009

Spunk

The feeling of being drunk due to a lack of sleep. People therefore assume your drunk, but really your just sleep deprived.

Bob: "Dude, how much did your sister have to drink tonight?"
Bill: "Naw man, she's just spunk."

by KrazyKaro August 23, 2011

spunks

a wack mc

mc spunks your wack

by Anonymous August 26, 2003