Spunched up

Beaten to a pulp. Thrown over a balcony. Completely demolished.

If you don't be quiet, you are getting spunched up so hard your farts are going to rip out of your ass.
I'm going to spunch you up!!!!

by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019

Spinchter Slurpee

When whip cream is injected into the anus and a straw is used to removed the dirty whip cream from the recipients anus

Guy: Hey babe can I get a sphincter slurpee for desert tonight
Girl: sure honey, get the whip cream into my anus

Guy: I’ll make sure to get it all out

Spinchter Slurpee

by Clear Spring Squad July 3, 2018

Spinch

A bisexual soft boy who often wears green.

Can be used both affectionately and/or an insult; depends on the context.

"Did you see Connie earlier?"
"He's totally a spinch."
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Person: "Hey Spinch!"
Spinch: "Not again..."

by eviethe24 December 15, 2022

Stunchmaster

A man highly skilled in the art of picking up women at bars and bringing them home for sex.

See that guy over there on the corner of the bar? He is a real Stunchmaster.

by Conrad Kozlowski November 30, 2010

pirate's punch

n. A drink that will get you drunk as a swashbuckling pirate.

Yarrrrrggghhhh!!! The Pirate's Punch!

by Keith Cuttlefish September 13, 2006

Smunchy

An adjective describing someone or something that is unbearably cute/adorable.

Variants include: smunch (verb and noun), smunchiest (for emphasis) and smunchbag (can be both a noun and adjective).

"What a smunchy bastard!"

"That kitten is the smunchiest smunch that ever smunched."

by Gwaxl April 4, 2005

spudchops

See johneddowes,

A man with what seems to be a potato for a head. An actual potato. Can you imagine that?

What kind of fat geeky virgin could ever have such a thing?

"Fuck off spudchops, you fat virgin cunt."

by johneddowesmum October 4, 2004