smulka

A god awful monster cock that lives in your nightmares. You try to run but it always catches you and drags you back down to its lair where it Takes your anus to the f-train and makes you ride it till you die.

Omg did you here what happened to tommy

No what

They say a Smulka got him

Then it's time to leve town

Don't forget your butt plug

by Monsieur fife September 8, 2013

Spunk bonnet

When a single man has not changed his bed linen for months .

" Getting into bed last night was like lifting the bonnet of a ford capri , a Spunk bonnet "

by Yolo4ever February 16, 2014

Spunkbongin

Cumming while smoking a bong

James started to spunkbongin as Ryan watched.

by Skyyyyu.u August 21, 2022

Spunk bubble

A definition of a young man who sees himself as being superior to those of older rank. It refers to the young male as someone who was a mere bubble of ejeculate when older, superior males were forging their way in the world. It is a term of derision and resentment upon the youth of today, who see going to the toilet and eating as their sole achievements in life.

‘So, you think that you know it all! When I was fighting in the army you were nothing more than a spunk bubble, you worthless, drug-crazed , chromium-plated retard!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 23, 2023

Stale Spunk

Stale spunk is when a gay man spunks in your asshole and you leave it there to bake for a week and it becomes stale and smelly. If you leave it any longer than a week, your asshole will get infected with spunk worms and they will destroy your asshole. This is when I immediately suggest you get help from the Stale Spunk God.

Cody: Dad! I was on an elevator with a man called James. I asked him why I could smell stale spunk and he said "It's because I farted mate"
Dad: Son! He has spunk worms in his asshole, I had them before.
Cody: What the fuck Dad! Was you gay?
Dad: No, I spunked in a little shot glass and inserted it into my bum.

by JaydenFloyd94 December 28, 2021

L'Spulge

He who is labelled as "L'Spulge", now identifies as the wretched connotation of the phrase, L'Spulge.

You must be L'Spulge if u think we fuckin'.

by L'Spulge May 2, 2022

spuckenwhucker

A person proficient at spucking
see also spuck

Only when you can spuck a helicopter, or bounce a chewy on command are you a true spuckenwhucker

by budgieramone January 15, 2004