spud

a fat lazy ditball

look at that spud....she fell asleep with a beefcake in her mouth.

by alexis January 1, 2004

Spud

refers to sexual behavior or attraction between males of the same sex. As a sexual orientation, spudism refers to "having sexual and romantic attraction primarily or exclusively to members of one’s own gender", this is also occassionionally referred to as being a "raging homosexual" or as in the science field as "peterism".

Undoubtedly this has long been considered a blight upon the human population, with many refusing to accept this terminology in common culture.

The word has origins arising out of a small rural area near strabane in Co. Tyrone, Ireland.

Oh my gosh!! That young fellow is displaying quite a few spudish tendencies.

by Daniel Shipley February 11, 2009

spud

The scarecrow dude from Bob The Builder

Muck: Oh no, it's that pesky Spud again!
Lofty: Oh nooooo! I'm scared!
Spud and Travis: Ehehehehehehe!

by Kona K. January 28, 2021

spud

A name for a stoned bloke, typically a unit. occurs by suffering immense brain damage from significant consumption of alcohol and drugs and achieving a half vegetable state.

See also; fried cunt, aussie legend

person 1: Oi old mate Jerry got fried on the weekend, he snorted so much shit that he's been hospitalised
Person 2: What a fucking Spud cunt

by avinabeer December 10, 2018

Spud

Slang for a retarded person

Charles is a little spud

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

Spud

(v) to destroy someone in an online game
Origin is from the player named Spud who uses his name when attacking someone.

Hoss: Oi Spud, you attacking that invading player?
Me: Yeah, imma spud him hard this time

by Byokugen March 11, 2019

SPUD

Someone that breaks gym code. An individual that doesnt have to proper drive and intensity for maximum Gains!

Greg wore flip flops to the gym again.

What a F*ckin SPUD!

by Cole180 March 18, 2019