a person who annoys everyone and has no friends. It is normally a girl and they dont know what people think of them. They think everyone is there friend, but everyone but like one person hates them.
Ewww. That girl is such a brussel sprouts.
by bethany ann jones March 12, 2011
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When you get an errection (usually after waking up) and the tip of your penis pokes through the front of your pants, underwear, or both.
today when i woke up my morning wood ended up being a massive bean sprout.

it was so awkward when my mom woke me up today, i had an awful bean sprout.
by BeefyCarrot October 18, 2011
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the act of feeling poop come out of your butt, usually when you think you are crapping or when you have to defecate, but you are not near a toilet
Dad, I'm sprouting a tail. We need to get home FAST!!!!
by Daddy longlegs 69420 October 25, 2018
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a daily upload challenge done by the youtuber sprouticide which started on december 1st,2021. but he failed to even complete the challenge 4 days in.
"do you think sprout week will ever return"
"there's no way in fucking hell it will"
by hacker5775 October 8, 2023
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