Spock Shock

A nickname for the Vulcan nerve pinch, a technique used to render another lifeform unconscious by pinching a pressure point at the base of the victim’s neck with all four fingers opposing the thumb.

Guard: What the hell are you doing?
Lone Starr: Uh… a Spock Shock?
Guard: No, no, stupid. You’ve got it much too high. It’s down here where the shoulder meets the neck.
Lone Starr: Like this?
Guard: Yeah! (faints)

by scorbra January 27, 2009

spocktacular

Refers to a level of pwnage that only 1337 r0xx0rs can achieve.

Mr. Spock is spocktacular

by MangoMadness July 5, 2007

The Spock Shocker

Apply the Spock Shock by initializing the Vulcan death grip to the taint (see definition of "taint"; noun).

I once applied the Spock Shocker to this chick, and she asked me if I was out of my Vulcan mind.

by Brian Martin June 27, 2003

Spocked

When someone tells a joke and the listener reacts too logically to the joke then you've been spocked.

Person 1: what did one tree say to the other tree?
Person 2: trees don't speak and in fact, did you know that trees...
Person 1: nevermind, we are done here.

Person 3: you just got spocked.

by kcianfaglione July 23, 2013

The Spock

Derived from the ancient Chinese art of the shocker. It is performed by making a Vulcan sign with either your right or left hand, then you insert two fingers into the vaginal cavity and two into the anal cavity. If this does not please that special lady then you can use your free thumb to rub her clitoris until organsm or until the alcohol wears off.

I picked up this bitch from the club, and she wuz so horny that she asked for The Spock!!!

by testiclese April 27, 2004

Spock Shock

A spock shock is performed by seperating the middle and ring finger while keeping the index and middle fingers together, as well as the ring and pinky fingers. After proper finger configuration, one inserts the the index/middle pair into the vagina while simultaneously inserting the ring/pinky pair into the anus. With a succusfull "spock shock", you should open of new world of pleasure for your mate, allowing her to live long... and prosper.

Judith: When Curt V. gives me the Spock Shock I GO INSANE with pleasure!

Dusty: Me too!

by Ralph Macchio November 19, 2004

the spocker

instead of the well known "shocker", the spocker is when you have all 4 fingers upward as spock from star trek does.
2 in the pink - 2 in the stink!
a well known way of how the ancient cavemen carried their women around.

"so dude, you give that chick the shocker?"

"hell no,i gave her the spocker!..I got 2 in the pink an 2 in the stink!"

by DfrumEnglish101 July 20, 2009