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Splurge

The sound one makes while fisting/shafting a person in the arse while that person is in the throes of a huge and violent bowel movement.
"My fist is touching something which feels bigger than King Kongs first dump of the day!"

SPLURGE!
by angrysplurge July 9, 2009
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Splurgetastic

Something that is, or appears to be ridiculously fantastic
Jj: Hey Kim, want to see a movie this weekend?

Kim: Yeah, lets watch Happy Gilmore!

Jj: That sounds splurgetastic!
by Kimballer' November 12, 2009
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Splurgery

noun.

1. An amalgamation of the words 'splurge' and 'surgery'.
2. Used in reference to an expensive elective surgery (ex.: a plastic surgical procedure), which can be done seemingly impulsively.
"You got splurgery just to look good for one photo!?"
by Crowley666 October 8, 2013
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smlarge

A combination of small medium and large sizes put together

or a one size fits all
Person 1:What size are you ?

Person :2 I'm a size smlarge

I will take a size smlarge please

I think I need a smlarger size

She was wearing a smlarge shirt .

He has a very smlarge head.
by AyMcEe$07080 October 6, 2017
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Splargin

Verb; When someone Blabbers on about a topic
"John!, Stop Splargin About Airplanes"
by George Withensend March 28, 2018
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Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates in a vagina and then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.
Not feeling pulling out? Just splurge and slurp.
by Noodle pap October 23, 2018
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Splangent

"That dinner was totally splangent!"
by Kozzmeaux January 1, 2021
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