Celebrated six days before Valentine's Day, February 8th, to ensure maximum ill will. It is a day to release contempt in SPITE of the Hallmark Holiday. DYI hate cards and hard-as-rocks pastries are given to couples, while delicious SPITE treats are spread to the joyous single masses... or to whomever you want, really. If you do not like a certain person, then SPITE them.
Go forth, and be repugnant!
Go forth, and be repugnant!
by Christina Monterrosa February 8, 2008
Get the Spite Daymug. A guy that is most likely to go on a killing rampage. Spends much of his time in-doors, is very rational, violent, but rather introverted and humble. Probably has very low self-steem and spends his time viewing and writing definitions on Urban Dictionary, aswell as taking online tests.
I won't make an assumption here, but not to be confounded with loser, the spiteful loner is more fortunate in his life.
by Spiteful loner July 27, 2010
Get the Spiteful lonermug. A mustache grown to aggravate someone usually a superior. The game ends when the you (the grower) get tired and shave thereby losing or the superior orders you to shave acknowledging that they got so annoyed they had to pull rank.
Guy A: I grew a cheesy porn 'stache just to mess with the boss. He's already threatening to order me to take it off even though he says he doesn't mind it.
Guy B: If it really wasn't bugging him why does he keep bringing it up?
Guy A: Exactly, the spite 'stache is working perfectly.
Guy B: If it really wasn't bugging him why does he keep bringing it up?
Guy A: Exactly, the spite 'stache is working perfectly.
by gottcharupe May 27, 2012
Get the spite 'stachemug. 1. Betting out of dislike for the opposition and/or persons
2. Spiting a persons bet for the sole reason of spite.
2. Spiting a persons bet for the sole reason of spite.
Avery and Lindy are taking the Celtics, I’m for sure just spite betting the warriors.
Those looney toons keep posting Celtics stuff on their stories I’m starting to really spite them, warriors in six.
Those looney toons keep posting Celtics stuff on their stories I’m starting to really spite them, warriors in six.
by Mikehawk75 June 13, 2022
Get the Spite bettingmug. When you decide to transform yourself into a sexy beast (in body or spirit) in order to make another person feel a certain emotion (anger, insecurity, jealousy, longing, loss, etc). Usually happens after a bad breakup and the act personifies pettiness in it's final form.
Friend 1: Sorry you broke up with Xander. He was an ass anyway.
Friend 2: It's all good, I'm going to hit the gym and get spite hot just to post pictures on Instagram and rub it in his face.
Friend 2: It's all good, I'm going to hit the gym and get spite hot just to post pictures on Instagram and rub it in his face.
by jack_o_bee March 25, 2017
Get the spite hotmug. When someone tells you you shouldn't jack off (at a specific time, in a specific place or in general) and you wanna jack off just to spite them
Person 1 : well, don't get off at work, you exhibitionist
Person 2 : now i kinda want to get off at work just to spite you
Person 1 : spite jacking
Person 2 : now i kinda want to get off at work just to spite you
Person 1 : spite jacking
by KeepCalmAndTrustMagnus January 3, 2019
Get the Spite Jackingmug. by Alb3rt5 May 26, 2020
Get the spite wankmug.