Sphinctergeddon

What happens to youre ass the morning after a night of poor dietary choices.

"Don't go in there."
"Why?"
"It's occupied."
"By who?"
"The four horsemen of the Sphinctergeddon."

by Turbobear October 21, 2006

Sphinckies

The game of wrestling/jousting likeness, typically played by two (usually male) competitors in where points are only scored by the near-insertion of one's digits into the anal sphincter of the opponent. A higher-stakes version of regular submission-based fighting, if you will.

Person 1: Your argument is a piece of crap, I'm right about this.
Person 2: Do you want to settle this with a round of Sphinckies?
Person 1: First to three. Prepare your anus.

by CozDaddy September 16, 2014

sphinctoleak

When you can’t keep poop from continuously exiting your asshole and it just keeps leaking out no matter how many times you wipe.

I’m telling you, doc, this sphinctoleak situation is causing me to really lose it!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021

sphincterpalooza

A festive gathering of butt plungers for the express purpose of anal plundering and dick swizzling, followed by a nice potluck picnic.

Barney couldn't wait to lube up, don his rubber chaps, and head on off to sphincterpalooza for some good old fashioned colon plunging.

by Sammy Davis III October 20, 2007

Sphincter Slut

Someone who likes getting pounded in the butt.

She was on her period, so she just asked me to do her in the butt; that fucking sphincter slut.

by Sven, Miles, Scott, Paul July 10, 2006

sphincter tight

A tight ass.
a) resulting from being in a tense or pressured situation
b) being uptight or generally harsh

Mike is totally sphincter tight about his job review.

Dude, my dad is being completely sphincter tight about letting me use the good car Saturday night.

by todh November 28, 2007

sphincter fatigue

When ones sphinster muscle has been clenched for an extended period of time causing the sphincter muscle to contract and relax rapidly thus resulting in loss of clenching ability where by feces is released through the anus.

While Greg was boating in the middle of Lake Arthur he had to poop, he clenched for so long that he finally succumbed to sphincter fatigue and shit his shorts!

by butch8069 August 31, 2011