googly speaking

(adv) according to the finding through a personal research surfing on Google,

Mr. Curious Asian: do you have any idea about the Kukis? (referring to the Kuki ethnic people in NE India)

Asian Googlion: (clearing his throat) uhmm.. googly speaking, cookies are small, often encrypted text files, located in browser directories. They are used by web developers to help users navigate their websites efficiently and perform certain functions. Due to their core role of enhancing/enabling usability or site processes, disabling cookies may prevent users from using certain websites... and.. uh...

Mr. Curious Asian: defacately, yeah.. i know, Mr. Google Smart. I'm talkin' about the non-cookied kooky Kukis from NE India. Got it?

Asian Googlion: derp! hell knows!

by Loon Qhai April 22, 2013

Murphy's Law of Speaking Up

"If you go ahead and say something, people will get mad and accuse you of being too bold/impudent/forward, expecting too much, or asking too many questions. But if you keep quiet, people will criticize you for being too wimpy to stand up for yourself."

As a child and teenager, people always griped at me for my speaking my mind, and so I finally got too timid to open my mouth. Nowadays, however, many folks --- including some of those very same criticizers from my youth --- tell me that I need to stick up for myself more and stop being such a wuss... can't win! Classic example of "Murphy's Law of Speaking Up", I guess.

by QuacksO June 12, 2019

Tower of Nervous Sweating

You are very obliged to conquer a very specific obstacle course filled with dangerously hard parkour considering that the society of this experience found in the video-game ‘Roblox’ expects high standards equivalent to possibly climbing up these unexpectedly imported parts placed in specific areas to allow very creative types of jumps which allow users to reach their goal of touching a rapidly changing material part with confetti sprinkling its surroundings to be teleported via the ‘winpad’ into the room which is found to be called the ‘winroom’ alongside a message in cyan in a text box with possibly thousands of texts to be seen as victory and delight to finally being known as an ‘Elite Obbyist’.

Yeah but did you beat Tower of Nervous Sweating?

by Weezereeezereezrr June 28, 2021

sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs

when one sweats profusely

Im sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs:

oh no there's nothing down there, just the laundry room

by hombredelobo November 21, 2011

speaking

Speaking

When two people aren't necessarily dating but speaking ( flirting / sexting ) over text.

"Are you and Amy going out?"
"Nah mate, we're just speaking"
flirt flanter flirty banter speak sexting

by B.urberryonig August 23, 2016

sweating the bed

the damp, disgusting wetness one feels upon waking up in a bed that they have just moistened with their own sweat, not urine. nightmares and fevers are frequent causes.

"man, i totally sweat the bed last night"
"that's gross. your always sweating the bed"
"what? i changed the sheets"

by Jessica O'Neil January 27, 2008

Hypothetically speaking

Hypothetically speaking

Phrase, beginning of a sentence. Use when you don't want to say you did something, but you actually did it.
See: asking for a friend

Person 1: Hypothetically speaking, what if I was arrested and I ran away from the police holding cell by overdosing the guard with heroin?
Person 2: Dude!

by Migaspin March 2, 2021