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random spasm

To randomly sing or dance during a conversation with some one .
I was talking to Ivana about my dog running away, when Ivana shaked her behind. I stared at her in confusion, and she simply replied " Oh gosh, just another random spasm "
by PrincessGingy04 March 1, 2009
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nigger spasm

When you freak out at WaWa and yell out Nigger really loud when a fellow brother or nregro walks by. then you run realy fast thru the woods and call your mother and then they beat the crap out of you and then you mother finds you dead.
Dann had nigger spasm at wawa while eating a stuffed pretzel.
by Dann Higginson August 14, 2006
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sperm spasm

when a whore sticks her tongue into the male anus and tickles the prostrate.
omg! kira just told me she likes to eat ass, she's such a sperm spasm.
by spyncter_pinch February 6, 2010
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Bitch Spasm

The act of shaking and spazzing like a little bitch for absolutely no reason at all.
"Hey did you see Seth Rollins do his little bitch spasms whilst coming down to the ring?"

"Damn it! Tyler Black and his stupid bitch spasms are a major reason in the decline in quality of Ring of Honor"
by Jon Moxley December 7, 2012
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cock spasms

The result of performing the act of inserting the glans penis into an electrical socket.
Jane: "Hey, why couldn't LeRoy come out and play ball with us today?"

Joseph: "He's stuck on the couch for a few days, I heard he has killer cock spasms."
by anonymous ass March 25, 2003
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Piss Spasm

That dance you go when you really gotta go.
Larry had been holding it for a while, so I wasn't suprised when he had a Piss Spasm and ran to the bathroom.
by jeffbarstaff April 8, 2010
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Spasm Spank

When the missus grabs your member with no real clue as to what she's doing and violently wrenches it to and fro.
The Missus gave me a Spasm Spank last night, she damn nearly tore it off.
by clivep36 April 15, 2017
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