spankytard

spankytards trump followers

all of the spankytards love spanky's invasion of syria

by LiberalAvenger April 16, 2018

Hanky panky spanky janky

Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.

VIVIENNE:

"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jess the tank engine April 29, 2020

penis-spanked

The female equivalent to pussy-whipped.

Michelle, why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so penis-spanked!

by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009

spankette

a. A flirtatious female who teases as if enticing someone to dare spank her.
b. A female (usually one who enjoys being spanked) whose buttocks are smaller, tighter, firmer than an average adult-shaped bottom.
c. A girl, or boy (probably gay), who likes being spanked, and either acts like, or whose slim shape resembles that of a young girl.

a. That girl's nothin' but a spankette - look at how she's behaving, what a naughty tease - somone should take her over their knee... and man, am I tempted.
b. Sure, she's kinda on the skinny side, but she's a pure spankette - man, what a cute, naughty little butt.
c. That little spankette's about to get a well deserved you-know-what.

by dragonjon April 27, 2007

brand spankers

Meaning brand new. Aussie slang. Aussies use the term "brand spanking new" to describe something that is fresh out the box.

"Damn peeps have you heard my new stereo?" "Yeah man it sounds brand spankers!"

by $mokin J.O.E October 12, 2007

spanky

Term of endearment referring to a male's masturbatory habits.

Hey, Spanky. You think you can drop that lotion long enough to hit the clubs tonight?

by mymindisglowing June 1, 2003

spankerfanny

spankerfanny is a super hero of sorts. bad girls know him and good girls want to.

sport spanking, otk, good girl go everywhere, but bad girls get spanked, spankerfanny will warm your buns

by Hans Spankerfanny December 23, 2011