spaff lord

Someone who excels in the art of jizzing.

Jimmy: Did you see the new Kid!
Paul: Yeah apparently he's the new spaff lord.

by heh3heh3heh3 September 4, 2019

Spaff

Wasting cash

When you go to the pub and spaff all your dollar

by Sphaff June 17, 2017

spaff

it means to rebel or go against. Typically against one of a higher authority. It can also mean a rebellion.

"dude did you hear about what happened at the school?"
"no what happened?"
"the students just spaffed against the principal after he said cellphones weren't allowed. They launched a school wide protest"

by YERT49576 August 31, 2021

Smartie Spaff

The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.

"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"

by Sheddybear October 27, 2011

Spaff

Literally means ejaculate. As to Spaff on someone's face.

Having a wank later, might turn into a spaff.

by David Spy October 27, 2023

spaff

willy clouds

spaff on helen

by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018

Spaff

Martin Luther king is a fucktard lol

Spaff lol

by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018