Spaff Pocket

A vagina that is a pocket for your spaff (cum)

Kev-'Oi Randy see that hot girl over there?'
Randy-' You bet I do Kev, I'd definitely shag her spaff pocket.'

by oscrape May 03, 2018

Spaff Torch

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.

Where's James?

Oh, he's cheking the bunkhouse out using the spaff torch

by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025

Spud Spaff

Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.

To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

Smartie Spaff

The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.

"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"

by Sheddybear October 26, 2011

Spaff Master

Someone who is such a wanker, that they could be considered the president of wankers.

Dean, you’re such a Spaff Master.

by DangerMonk1854 June 01, 2018

spaff

willy clouds

spaff on helen

by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018

spaff

Shortned version of spaffle. Means a goofup, a silly person or a mistake

“Oh bro I bombed that test”
“You totally spaffed that!!!!”

by KarlBurkley July 01, 2023