Song of Achilles

A book written by Madeline Miller that is written from the point of view of Patroclus, a close friend and lover of the famous Achilles. The book made many people sob their eyes out and educated them, since Miller did extensive historical research for the book. It's a very well-written book and is a favorite to millions.

Person 1: Hey, have you read Song of Achilles?
Person 2: No, I haven't. Is it good?
Person 1: Oh yeah it's great! It made me sob for a whole hour when I finished! So heart-wrenching!

by OceanicKai8759 June 17, 2021

Hex song

A hex song is a bewitched or cursed song which brings a feeling of unrelenting paranoia and bad luck to a given situation dependant on a single persons experience and preference. The verb “hex” dates back to 19th century Germany.

“I can’t play hotel California when driving, it’s bad luck, it’s my hex song.”

by Mrhex January 6, 2018

weeaboo song

This is a song written from the perspective of a weeaboo (a person who denounces their own culture in favor of the Japanese culture), and incorporates lots of brutal honesty in summarizing the true day-to-day life of a weeaboo.
-Pink Guy

"So i made my avatar a kawaii waifu"
-verse from weeaboo song

by Sand Acres July 16, 2016

Duck song

A national anthem for all the nerds out there. You can dance to this song wherever and whenever and even with your rubber duck. Just remember: the first duck song is the best.

5 year old says 'The duck song is a bop!'
nerdy 14 year old 'OMG!!It is lit.'

by quacking up with laughter April 13, 2019

Sultry Songs

A place for people to share seductive music.

Because there's nothing as sexy as sharing gorgeous music with someone, knowing every phrase, feeling that sweet sultry rhythm, knowing where they breathe...

You get the picture.

*sings some sensual songs*

"Oooooo, where'd you learn those sultry songs?" *melts*

by Çãⓥålяȳ September 18, 2013

The Toliet Song

A spoof of, "The Vagina Song" originally written by Willam Belli.
The misspelling of, "toliet" was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pronounced, "toa'LYE-et".

Lyrics to The Toliet Song:

♫ Some of them are warm, Some of them are cold ♫
♫ Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing..toliet ♫
♫ Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged ♫
♫ But big or small I flush em'all ♫
♫ That's why I sing my song! ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliet! ♫
♫ Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such ♫
♫ Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning! ♫

(yes, he needs to be taught how to pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!) :-O

by Telephony November 1, 2015

long song

in rap-longer then 5 minutes
in rock-longer than 6

in metal-longer then 7

in prog-longer than 20

hey jude is a long rock song because it is 7 minutes long. even the gods must die by nile is a long metal song because it is 10 minutes long.

six degrees of inner turbulence by dream theater is a long prog song because it is 42 minutes long.

Me- "hey billy wanna listen to a really long song?"
Billy-"through the fire and flames by dragonforce? that song is almost 8 minutes long!"

Me-"no six degrees of inner turbulence by dream theater, it is 42 minutes long"
Billy-"okay you sexy machine"

by cocklover43 September 13, 2009