a person who straddles two lanes while driving or two spaces while parking his / her car; also, a person who uses the last of the toilet paper and doesn't replace it with a new roll
by Bertrand Russell's brother June 2, 2011
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Solipsism unites the linear and the cyclical in an inconclusive (ambiguous) fashion such that a value becomes its own meta-value.
by sandraxine July 21, 2018
Get the solipsism mug.The solipsistic shit (or solipshit) is the shit you know you've taken, but when you check the bowl, there's nothing in there. This actually has a logical explanation. 9 times out of 10 when this occurs, the shit you took was so powerful and so heavy, that you basically dropped an anchor in the bitch, and the shit sunk to the bottom of the toilet half way down the drain and you just didn't see it.
Person 1: Man, I just this massive shit and I know I did, but there was nothing in the toilet when I looked.
Person 2: Looks like you've experienced the solipsistic shit.
Person 2: Looks like you've experienced the solipsistic shit.
by DickMan69 September 11, 2013
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Girl #2 - whatever bitch, SOMP like your man did last night.
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by Gregg Czarnecki April 22, 2004
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