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free softie

When you get a handjob from a fast food employee.
I went to Wendy's and I got a free softie.
by Mr. Spackle Tackle February 13, 2021
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Karen Sofie

Karen Sofie is a combination of Karen = Pure and the Greek Sophia = wisdom

So Karen Sofie is pure wisdom and she is also normally a caring and warm person who will always be there for you.
She will never let you down.

Karen Sofie is a person everybody either loves for being so perfect or hates for being so popular.

Karen Sofie is the best friend imaginable.
She is not always nice to men (they tend to want to take advantage of her beauty), but when she finds the right man (a man that can handle her beauty and intelligence) she will hold on to him, never let him go, and make him the happiest man on earth.

Karen Sofie is the girl that every boy wants and every girl wants to be.

She tends to have success in her life and get what she wants but never on the cost of others. She is often creative and happy. Often leads to the inspiration of others either as a leader or a muse.
Job possibilities: model, writer, actress, artist, muse

If your name is Karen Sofie you are lucky!
You are a wonderful person who takes care of others, that be your friends, family, husband, or complete strangers.

Famous people named Karen Sofie
Karen Sofie Bay Ejlersen (model)
Why are you so sad? You should go see Karen Sofie, she will surely make you feel better!

Why can't I be more like Karen Sofie?
She is the definition of perfection.
by michelangelo_78 October 25, 2011
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soitenly

"Certainly", as expressed by Jerome Horwitz, better known as "Curly" of the "Three Stooges." Translated from the original Brooklynese.

Please be aware the "L" is silent, thus the pronunciation is "Soiten'y." Follow this rule to avoid unnecessary social embarrassment.
Reverend: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Husband: Why, soitenly!
by malbuff November 28, 2012
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Softeners

Saggy tits that are so soft and have lost all perkiness
So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?
by Joe876543 August 29, 2013
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Smashing Softies

A competition between two guys who are standing, have their pants down, and their penis' touching. The first one to get an erection loses.
I'm the king of smashing softies.
You think that, but no one really wins at that game.
by nedryerson November 9, 2010
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softie

1. A spongebob like person who is soft and a momma's boy

2. Sensitive person who gets butthurt/ sad easily
1. Josh is such a softie, all he does is talk but won't do anything

2. Bobby is butthurt again he can't take a joke, what a softie.
by jumpboy23 November 21, 2015
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tooth-softening

adj. When you see something utterly disgusting that gives you the awful gross feeling that makes your teeth soft, that thing is tooth-softening.
Science teacher: "And just look at that wonderful rotting pig heart!"
Annie (to Sophie): "That's so gross..."
Sophie: "Not just gross. It's tooth-softening."
by FenwayFoulke May 3, 2007
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