Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.

I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker

by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015

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Snookered

To put a males foreskin over another males ball bag, This act can be done between any 2-3 consenting males.

Hey Dave, do you fancy being snookered this evening

by TheSnookerMaster June 5, 2025

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Snooker Yourself

The act of sitting down on your own balls.

Oooh, Kyren won't be happy as he sits down in his chair—you don't want to snooker yourself, do you Dennis?

by Outis Katagelastos May 5, 2024

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snooker be damned

Not collecting an entitlement, in order to avoid drawing inconvenient criticism, although you totally could get away with it, and everybody knows it

1. North Korea won't be attacked yet, snooker be damned.
2. We won't seize a go kart at the boardwalk today, snooker be damned.

by Ninja Clan Lord April 24, 2017

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The explanation used by Snooker players after poor and/or missed shots

Before 'kicks' were in invented in 2009, players would have to admit to bad shots, and commentators would acknowledge poor play.

Statistically, since the invention of the 'kick' 100% of all bad shots have been affected by one.

Any bad shot can be explained by a 'kick'

There is no telling when you will get a 'kick' but everyone is due one at some point, the only way to avoid a 'kick' is by potting the ball succesfully.

Without 'kicks', never would a ball be missed.

Kick (Snooker):

A: balls. ive missed the pot by a good foot there

B: rotten luck - you must have had a big 'kick'

A: ah yes, that makes sense, bloody 'kicks' eh!

by twoinchtornado November 27, 2011

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