snooker table

A pool table.

The snooker table has balls

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

Snookered my pants

He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.

I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.

by Fistofsausages December 5, 2020

Mongolian Snooker Cue

A Mongolian Snooker Cue is an intense manoeuvre applied in the bedroom during sexual intercourse.

It is performed by cumming all over your partner's phone, dialing the police and then rapidly shoving the phone inside your partner's vagina. Once you have inserted the phone into your partner you procede to Knock them clean out with a cheeky right hook, then take a shit all over their pillows and flea the scene.

Oh my goodness it appears somebody has Mongolian Snooker Cued my poor sister

Are you ok after being Mongolian Snooker Cued mother?

by Dorgo_is_skinny69 July 29, 2021

Snooker-fuck

The act of pleasuring yourself using a pool ball or pool cue

Did you see the webcam girl snooker-fuck herself last night? It was so hot

by SuperStarlord24 June 13, 2023

Snookered

To put a males foreskin over another males ball bag, This act can be done between any 2-3 consenting males.

Hey Dave, do you fancy being snookered this evening

by TheSnookerMaster June 5, 2025

Snooker Yourself

The act of sitting down on your own balls.

Oooh, Kyren won't be happy as he sits down in his chair—you don't want to snooker yourself, do you Dennis?

by Outis Katagelastos May 5, 2024