Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.

I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker

by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015

Snooker

Bend and stab. Requires two people, or a person and an object.

What do you do to exercise indoors?
Snooker

by passtheice September 27, 2020

Snooker-fuck

The act of pleasuring yourself using a pool ball or pool cue

Did you see the webcam girl snooker-fuck herself last night? It was so hot

by SuperStarlord24 June 13, 2023

Snookered my pants

He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.

I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.

by Fistofsausages December 5, 2020

snooker table

A pool table.

The snooker table has balls

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

Mongolian Snooker Cue

A Mongolian Snooker Cue is an intense manoeuvre applied in the bedroom during sexual intercourse.

It is performed by cumming all over your partner's phone, dialing the police and then rapidly shoving the phone inside your partner's vagina. Once you have inserted the phone into your partner you procede to Knock them clean out with a cheeky right hook, then take a shit all over their pillows and flea the scene.

Oh my goodness it appears somebody has Mongolian Snooker Cued my poor sister

Are you ok after being Mongolian Snooker Cued mother?

by Dorgo_is_skinny69 July 29, 2021