Smear The Queer

It’s a game that was commonly played if you were born in 1990, The Game Smear The Queer was simple , All you needed was a football & an area to play it in, A person gets the football & everyone else tries to tackle them & once they are tackled (or if they are scared they will throw it prior to getting hit), but once tackled they have to give the ball up, either giving it to the person who tackled them, tossing it away in the air or just dropping it once they hit the ground....most of the time it was Tackle.....This game also was called Fumble Rumble where I grew up the only difference is once you were tackled in fumble Rumble, you always had to toss the ball away from where you were tackled!! !!!!!! The good thing about the Game Smear The Queer is that nobody would get left out cuz You can play play with as many people that are willing to play.... A classic game along with King of the Hill & Fumble Rumble that was a perfect outlet for exercising & using all your energy & it built toughness & camaraderie as well as developing skills such as understanding angles of pursuit , strategizing & abilty to make decisions when chaos erupts ha

Get the football & lets walk to the field & let’s go play Smear the Queer.

by Tyrant King May 08, 2021

Dick Smear

When a friend rubs his penis on another friends leg during an intense game of Rock Band.

Ant dick smeared Peter when he was playing Enter Sandman.

by SgtDucky13 August 19, 2008

smear the queer

A game, played with a football, taught by all good fathers to their sons and daughters.

I play smear the queer with all my kids.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Smear Face

A person who's face is so horrible it has surpassed all others and we just had to create a new name for them.

Check out that ugly bitch.

Oh my god she's a total Smear Face!

ugly fugly shit face

by blonde051309 January 09, 2011

Drop Smeared

The female version of Tea-Bagging. Think about it.

-"Damn she drop smeared you?!?"

-"Yeah man I'm still drying my face off!"

by Marshmello73 December 09, 2011

Britney Smears

What Britney gives to the doctor when getting a test for cervical cancer (pap smear)

I'm going to the gyno to give my Britney Smears

by emmiez August 27, 2008

poop smearing

While having sex you finger the girls ass and make sure to get her poo on your finger. When ready, you pull out (before during or after cumming as it does not matter.) and smear her poo from one cheek, across her lips to the other cheek. When she gets mad at you, simply ask "Why So Serious?"

Bob: Hey did you fuck anyone last night?
Stan: Yeah bro, I hooked up with this one chick. Idk her name, but it didnt matter when I did the poop smearing

by Mentch12 January 05, 2013