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socalisicurum

the urge or desire to climb into a dryer and sleep in it
have you ever felt socalisicurum? yeah me neither cos im not mentally ill
by mothballbaby November 16, 2021
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SoCal Blowout

A type of One night stand, popular in SoCal (Southern California), especially Los Angeles, where drugs and party culture is plentiful.

The difference between a One Night Stand and a Socal Blowout, is that there is drunken romance involved during a One night stand, where a SoCal Blowout is purely based on having sex/sexual favors with someone you don't find very attractive, in exchange for drugs or money.

The host of a one night stand will let you stay the night, and may cook you breakfast in the morning, but the host of a SoCal blowout will get you geeked off weed/ coke, blow your back out, then Uber you back to the club at 3 AM, usually inducing a state of shock/shame.
Jackson: "yo bro, my girl's friend said she got a SoCal Blowout, what's she talking bout?."
Lamar: "Lol she ain't ya girl anymore"
Jackson: "Whatchu mean?"
Lamar: "Shawty got her back blown out for an 8 ball"
Jackson: "Fuuuuuuuccckk bro"
by RJsocray June 25, 2023
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socal girl

In California, a stupid broad who wears giant stunna shades, won't shut up about drinking, wears gaucho pants, bleaches and feathers her hair, and generally tries to say something stupid every goddamned minute of the day. Bonus points for implants.
SoCal girls are so gross, I wouldn't touch them with John Holmes's dick.
by kanga rune August 18, 2007
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SoCal

An abbreviation of "Southern California," SoCal is populated by an unusually high percentage of blonds, rich people, boring kids, and bigoted Republicans.
Barry: Hey, girl, where do you come from?
Andromeda: SoCal.
Barry: Damn, another plastic!
Andromeda: Whatevah. I'd rather be straightening my hair anyway.
by Bob Deng January 24, 2009
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Slowcala

a boring town that no kid would ever possibly want to live in. possibly the slowest and most boring town in the world, it is full of horses and old people that can't drive.
kid:dad, why do we have to move to ocala?!?!

father:so i can raise horses and be rich!!hehehe

kid: but dad, its slocala, what are u goin to spend ur money on ther, insurance from old people hittin ur car?!?!
by zack July 27, 2004
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SoCal

Quite possibly the most corrupt part of the United States, with NYC right up there. Home to the notorious LAPD. The area consists of LA, OC, and Laguna. Mostly the wealthy live in SoCal, with a few of it's outskirts being middle class. Take Downy for example. In the early 1980's SoCal was the basin for the glam and hair metal scene. Bands such as Motley Crue and Stryper derived from here. The thrash//heavy metal band Metallica also started here, but after realizing the plasticity of the people, or "fans" decided to move to the much more real and down to earth region, ((commonly referred to as NorCal, more specifically the Bay Area, and even more specifically,))of San Francisco. There you have it my friends...
SoCal-er: "Hey! Do you have like a Mercedes? Cos' I have a Porsche! Oh my God, I totally need to lose three pounds!"
NorCal-er: "Dude, hella chill. I'm trying to listen to my Metallica album."
SoCal-er: "Ummm... Arn't they like really famous? Maybe I could score one of the guys! Haha!"
NorCal-er: "SHUT THE FUCK UP you little bimbo! Go back and listen to your fucking Motley Crue record. Jesus!
by Metallichick May 1, 2006
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SoCal Slide

verb. A Southern California driving move during which you cross two or more lanes in one fluid motion without pausing in any of the lanes to check for oncoming traffic, etc. Can only be preformed on highways/freeways with four or more lanes, or three lane highways from the onramp. Classically done from an entrance ramp all the way into the fast lane at 80+ MPH.

Called "Slide" for short.

Found most commonly in North County.

Sibling of the jersey slide
Dang, there is a huge row of traffic coming after this clear spot, I better socal slide into the fast lane before I get stuck in the slow lane forever.

Ever since I moved from Del Mar, I haven't been able to do any good slides, since all the highways are only three lanes.

Dang, Melissa tried to socal slide into the fast lane yesterday, and didn't see the Beemer coming up from the back and we almost died!
by Ldov September 20, 2007
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