$waggiest girl you will ever meet!! Must be a gymnast, singer, AND a dancer (and ocslay all of them). Super sweet, humble, caring, inclusive, and tender-hearted. Not like all the other Sloane definitions on here.
"omg, did you see that girl do that tumbling pass into a quad turn toe touch middle split WHILE singing dead in the water???? she MUST be a Sloane!!!!"
by veganlife September 12, 2017
Get the Sloanemug. Nicest, funniest, girl ever! Sarcastic always with amazing stories. Popular, but not in a bad way at all. Blonde hair, usually short. Freckles. Mysterious and sarcastic. One of the best friends/partners you can ever have.
by Beard rust August 25, 2018
Get the Sloanemug. Sloane is an amazing,kind beautiful person who everyone loves. She has sexy body with abs and a juicy butt and boobs She cares about everyone and there feelings. She’s so loyal and gets all the guys 24/7. She likes guys that treat her like she’s a princess and makes her feel loyal. Everyone is always asking for pics of her hot body everyone wants to be friends with her. People are always asking if she’s a model also she LOVES guys with abs and a HOT bellybutton tho sometimes she can get flustered she always finds a way to solve her problems
by Bellybutton May 2, 2018
Get the Sloanemug. Stop sloaning my conversation.
by Rainstain November 6, 2019
Get the Sloaningmug. A putrid chipmunk looking fuckwit who has turrets syndrome and thinks he is characters from various videogames. He's always in your space and never shuts the fuck up. He's completely delusional and usually doesn't even know where he is. He makes you want to asphyxiate yourself with barbed wire.
by 8BitMick January 7, 2018
Get the Sloanmug. The act of getting owned in an ironic manner, often accompanied by a hypocritical response to said ownage.
The definition stems from a basketball game that took place on March 22nd between the UCLA Bruins and basketball powerhouse Texas A&M Aggies. Trailing by two in the final seconds of the game, Aggie guard Donald Sloan recklessly drove into a lane filled with Bruin defenders. Sloan's complete refusal to pass the ball to open teammates led to a "shot" attempt which was blocked by multiple UCLA defenders. In the following moments, the ball was swooped up by UCLA guard Russell Westbrook and matriculated the length of the floor for a thunderous buzzer-beating dunk and 4 point victory.
Significantly, Westbrook's arguably classless dunk was preceeded a few weeks earlier by a similarly classless, last-second, off-the-backboard, alley-oop dunk against Baylor University by none other than Donald Sloan, giving the play a touch of irony. Westbrook's dunk was proceeded by a chorus of bitching and moaning about it's classlessness on texags.com by fans who had lauded the Sloan dunk weeks earlier. Hence, the hypocrisy element of getting "sloaned."
The definition stems from a basketball game that took place on March 22nd between the UCLA Bruins and basketball powerhouse Texas A&M Aggies. Trailing by two in the final seconds of the game, Aggie guard Donald Sloan recklessly drove into a lane filled with Bruin defenders. Sloan's complete refusal to pass the ball to open teammates led to a "shot" attempt which was blocked by multiple UCLA defenders. In the following moments, the ball was swooped up by UCLA guard Russell Westbrook and matriculated the length of the floor for a thunderous buzzer-beating dunk and 4 point victory.
Significantly, Westbrook's arguably classless dunk was preceeded a few weeks earlier by a similarly classless, last-second, off-the-backboard, alley-oop dunk against Baylor University by none other than Donald Sloan, giving the play a touch of irony. Westbrook's dunk was proceeded by a chorus of bitching and moaning about it's classlessness on texags.com by fans who had lauded the Sloan dunk weeks earlier. Hence, the hypocrisy element of getting "sloaned."
Fan 1: Pass the ball you selfish bastard!
Fan 2: Motherfuck. Donald got sloaned.
Fan 1: Westbrook is a such classless asshole. I'll sleep well knowing that aggieland is better than those left-coast pricks.
Fan 3: Moral Victory!
Fan 2: But isn't this kinda like the Sloan dunk against Baylor?
Fan 1: No, totally different.
Fan 2: Whoop!
Fan 2: Motherfuck. Donald got sloaned.
Fan 1: Westbrook is a such classless asshole. I'll sleep well knowing that aggieland is better than those left-coast pricks.
Fan 3: Moral Victory!
Fan 2: But isn't this kinda like the Sloan dunk against Baylor?
Fan 1: No, totally different.
Fan 2: Whoop!
by Sic'em March 25, 2008
Get the sloanedmug. 