artistic swimming

Stupid name that fina came up with for synchronized swimming.

Today I saw a bunch of girls in the pool doing artistic swimming.

by smmsmmsmm August 7, 2017

bush slamming

When plowing a girl from behind in the dark, and you feel her bush petruding from her ass crack.

I was bush slamming ma hoe, and our pubes interlocked like valcro.

by Dr. Schwartz August 31, 2018

synchronized swimming

Synchronized swimming is one of the most underated and underestimated sports in the world. Here are somethings you should know:

1. Yes it is a sport.

2. It is EXTREMLY difficult

3.it is NOT "water ballet"

and 4. Never call synchronized swimming easy because synchronized swimmers are freakishly strong and will whip your ass into shape somewhat gracefully.

To get the equivilant of synchro to your sport, take your sport, times the difficulty by 10x then add fake smile and minus the oxegyen.

Synchronized swimming is lit.

#synchroisasport #waterballetmyass

and yes, yes i am a synchronized swimmer.

by rayooooo February 6, 2019

swimming

One of the most grueling and demanding sports in existance. Most swimmers get up at 5:00am for a morning practice, and then after school swim another few hours. In swimming, there are no substitutions, no time outs, and there is a lack of oxygen while swimming.

Swimmers are some of the most attractive athletes out there; guys are tan and muscular, and girls are tan and thin. Swimmers usually have incredible upper body strength and can run and do sit ups to no end. Swimmers also spend most of their waking hours walking around 90% naked, and will defend the sport of swimming to no end.

Joe: Hey, do you want to go for a five mile run?
Jake: Sure, do you think we should invite Jack?
Joe: No way, he's swimming. He would probably whoop us anyway. He's a beast.

by swiminchickin November 24, 2011

Swimmingly

When a girl is having such a good time or day because she stuck a fish up her vagina earlier that morning and it's swimming inside her making her continuously orgasm

After I snuck out a fish from that tank my day has gone swimmingly!

by DidacticDolphin July 10, 2019

swimming

best sport in the world

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

Slimfinger

A female in position of authority and/or knowledge, yet falls way short of such distinction.

Meat, I called that "Slimfinger" running the Moline tournament, and she knew nothing about the game times.

by KBvsFLW November 5, 2008