Gentlemen's Slaughter

The awkward pause after someone has made an extremely bad pun and no-one laughs.

Friend 1: 'Dude, did you see me and (insert girls name) last night? We were hitting it off like waves on a beach!'

*Awkward Pause*

Friend 2: "GENTLEMEN'S SLAUGHTER!"

by Monoclops October 26, 2011

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I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

One of the best lines in "Undertale the Musical" by LHUGHNEY.

I've got no patience, got no resolve. I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

by Terraria_OOF January 5, 2021

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Snaughty

A combination of snotty and naughty. When you have a cold, allergies or the sniffles, but also want to get your freak on.

A few sneezes aren’t going to stop me from having sex. I’m feeling snaughty tonight!

by Ambs46 June 5, 2020

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A compilation of the events in the life of the notorious drug dealer, norven slaughter or any member of his family. The book of slaughter can be used as a reference guide when needing to evaluate ones manliness, or also as a teaching tool to help men learn to be as manly as the infamous Norven "Chalvez" Slaughter.

Dude, I totally stabbed that guy in his heart. I could easily get written up in the Book of Slaughter.

Actually, whilst your shanking was way manly, you are not from the slaughter family, erego, you cannot be written in the book of slaughter.

by ShaynaKaye August 24, 2006

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slaughterhouse

a place that is painful to go; much like what goes on in an actual pig slaughterhouse, it almost tortures you to be there.

Hell no, I am not going to your parents' house for dinner, its a fucking slaughterhouse.

by TurningGargoyle May 31, 2007

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lambs to the slaughter

1) This phrase refers to any event where innocent person(s) were taken quietly and unassumingly to their deaths without the people who know them discovering about it until after it happened.

2) It is also a short story by Roald Dahl, the author of charlie and the chocolate factory.

"The Jews were lead to the showers like lambs to the slaughter during WWII"

"At Gethsemane, Christ knew he had to be led like a lamb to the sluaghter"

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

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