The Skydiver

You hold the girl up with your feet "airplane style" and then she drops down and lands/inserts onto the dick.

"Let's try the Skydiver"

"Hold on I have to take my step-father to the hospital, he broke his dick when he and my mom tried the Skydiver in the backyard"

by TheBee'sFeet July 26, 2016

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Homework Skydiving

Doing homework mere minutes before it is due.

"You can't keep homework skydiving like this, it's not healthy."

by JackalopeKN November 12, 2021

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Skydiving

Going down on a woman(man) while in flight.

I was on a flight to Chicago last night with my girlfriend. I totally went skydiving about halfway through the flight.

by Sugar Bob December 3, 2015

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Urban Skydiving

The act of suicide by throwing oneself out of the windows, or the top of a skyscraper.

The CEO decided to go Urban Skydiving instead of facing his insider trading charges.

by ron je April 18, 2021

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Some would say it's insane... but for the people that aren't boring and dull.. well, we would define the act of jumping out of a perfectly good airplane at approx. 13,000 ft. just because the doors open to be quite stellar... unless, of course, you happen to have a faulty parachute..(then it goes without saying how that day just took a turn for the worse)

The time I went skydiving I was sober.. being responsible and all
Next time I go, I'm going to be stoned as f**k... well simply because I can't think of a reason not too!!

Besides, being freaking awesome and doing something totally gnarly is on my to-do list for the near future... it's been too long.

by OklahomaAmazon81 January 23, 2019

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