monkeys ate my skidmark undies

Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.

Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry

by brownie hound April 30, 2003

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Psychic Skidmarks

Damage to your psyche caused by an unusually large brain fart.

Bob forgot to get Betty Sue a present for her birthday and now he has to deal with the psychic skidmarks.

Bob was in bed with Betty Sue and he called her 'Raymundo' at the height of passion. He's been dealing with the psychic skidmarks ever since.

by thaitied December 31, 2008

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political skidmark

A person who hears a political sound bite and tries to proffer a cogent argument with no other data to support his claim. Typically a Kool-Aid drinker, a poseur, trying to impress who inevitably falls flat on his ass.

"You called him a war monger, give me an example". "He likes war". "You are such a political skidmark!"

by RHS2014 March 14, 2014

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Skidmark

A Skidmark is an ass kisser, Dick Rider, cheerleader Bench Player, synchophant, etc. Skidmarks always knows someone that can do something he/she can't do.

You will find Skidmarks hanging around social media platforms kissing worthless people/entertainers asses. Skidmarks will write glowing reviews thinking that a famous person/personality will hear about it and praise them for their efforts

Pernell is such a Skidmark since he snitched on me to the supervision and got promoted..

You're roundhouse is not too bad, but I know a guy with a killer roundhouse. Quit being Buzzkill, you Skidmark.

by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018

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