monkeys ate my skidmark undies

Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.

Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry

by brownie hound April 30, 2003

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political skidmark

A person who hears a political sound bite and tries to proffer a cogent argument with no other data to support his claim. Typically a Kool-Aid drinker, a poseur, trying to impress who inevitably falls flat on his ass.

"You called him a war monger, give me an example". "He likes war". "You are such a political skidmark!"

by RHS2014 March 04, 2014

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skidmark love

when a girl takes off her filthy panties and places the skidmark over her lovers nose and pushes down on it while riding his hard cock.

those two are into skidmark love.

by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022

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Orange Skidmark

A colloquial term used to affectionately describe the 45th President of the United States.

I was stuck in an elevator one time with the Orange Skidmark, man was that a ripe trip in hell.

by Phenakism December 26, 2023

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Alexander Skidmark Hearn

In love with Chase Hughes and balling up undies and throwing inside of the Curiosity Center bathroom. Has an extremely attractive MUCK MUCK and loves playing guitar horribly

Look at Alexander Skidmark Hearn he's throwing his poopy undies into the bathroom again

by Pioplaop November 19, 2024

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